Maybe you met an unlikely companion on the train…
Or perhaps you saw someone casually preparing a cheese plate.
If you’re gonna do that here, you should at least invite us to the party.
Maybe a fellow commuter marked their territory, doggy-style.
Damn you, grammatically incorrect pee culprit. Damn you.
Or maybe you witnessed true innovation.
No pole? No problem.
Hey, maybe you even saw someone pop a squat and just ~go for it~.
What’s most frightening is that he brought pre-meditated toilet paper.
Pop Sloth 